Chelsea Gets Crazy: this is the one blog, im getting ALMOST everything OUT.

hey crazy sexy hoes. I just came from a comedy show in san marcos. its hilarious how girls gather in a circle and think they are the sexiest bitches alive when this shitty ass band is playing. sorry makes me giggle. but then it pisses me off when a comic is doing his set and a fuck load of people behind me are talking, SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO! if you wanna just chit chat, there's 14 other bars around you, you can go try to get laid at, yes I understand, it is "the last year" before I get started, just to let my readers know, this will be the longest blog iv ever posted. so strap your belt on. or strap on on, whatever you choose.

"THE LAST YEAR"
ok seriously... my best friend has been talking about this shit for five years. it used to scare the shit out of me, but now the fact were actually in 2012... IM not as worried as I was. if its really over, then so be it. at least I know iv had GREAT sex, iv gotten drunk, I think i fell in love, iv seen amazing movies, iv had great laughs, iv been to a rave. if it is , it is. dang. but lets stfu bout it for now? thank you

shit men say when I sleep with them
"I wanna make a porn with you.. im not kidding"
"damn how do you have this body and NOT work out?"
"oh I love when you look at me when you go down on me"

there's 100000 more quotes, but little chelsea's mind cant think right now. this is so gross of me to talk about but it has to come out. I don't even know how to go further with this paragraph I just had to get it out

shit you wonder, like "do my parents know im NOT a virgin and I HAVE smoked the greens?"
my dad and I are very close, and we always talk about big bang and how 2 characters "banged" and im like "dang if he knows im using lingo for sex, im sure he knows" its just weird to think about. like we've never used ANY type of sex conversations "birds and the bees" but its odd to think about.
and thennnn we watch shows or movies where the characters are blazed out of they're minds and my dad says "THATS WHY YOU DONT SMOKE WEED"... AND I giggle in my little head.

oh but my mom knows both of these facts

shit iv been thinking about lately
- seriously seriously been craving rallys/checkers (same shit)... and its not anywhere near me and the closest one is in BEAUMONT TEXAS! which I believe is about a three hour drive... im thinking about doing a WHITECASTLE drive and doing it. thats how bad my mouth craves it
.... ok awkward, Im thinking about 100 other things but I cant put my finger on it.

WOOOO iv talked so much. its insane how much more I want to say. but im gonna leave you with a few random videos and pictures. wo0o0o0o.