IM BACKKKK AND READY TO BLOG!

Wow, I have been gone way to long. I first stopped writing because of finals. then I got a job, then I realized I had a life. Ha kidding, but I finally got inspired from the girl who inspired me to do it in the first place, so here I am. 

The Kardasians:

I just wanna talk about this real quick. They are my guilty pleasure. Yes, I get so annoyed seeing their damn faces EVERYWHERE. But they're shows are so entertaining.(I say shows, because they have like 5! and a special for every damn event) I love when SNL mocks them they always do it so well. Its funny when you watched the first season you see this little house, now you watch and you see these extravagant houses. I love khloe. ok im done im sorry.

New endeavor:

STAND UP COMEDY. I'V always wanted to do this, watching DANE COOK, JO KOY, CHELSEA HANDLER, WHITNEY CUMMINGS. But iv been chillin and not making moves. I started going to open mic nights here in SAN MARCOS and got inspired. I met a guy thats had a very impressive background who even offered to help me start up. Started last week. Im not going to rush into this, im going to go slow but my goal is potentially March. I think I could succeed at this. my friends tell me im hilarious and Iv done stand up at home for friends and did a good job (so they said)

Finally, A GREAT new years eve!

I remember as a kid hearing all about RAVES. I remember my babysitter (no names) and this is ironic that she was my babysitter but to keep it short and simple she was into the scene and always had a binki on her. NOW I know why the hell she has binki's damnit. a few months ago a friend (UNFORTUNATELY not a friend anymore) took me to see TIESTO. I heard all about him but had never really listened to him. wow. one of the best nights of my life. and I met MDMA for the first time. scary the first 10 minutes, but a great time. NO SLEEP. but a great time. sooo iv been following up with the house music/dubstep scene with DAYGLOW, LIGHTS ALL NIGHT and yesterday I saw AVICII. LIGHTS ALL NIGHT, was my point of this paragraph. Rolled out with my girl Aaleen, and had the time of my life! Iv never been in a place with so many people but yet I still had dancing room. But also I had never been so friendly in my life! everyone was so happy and talkative and great. Yes there was a few obnoxious people but all in all a great time. and I saw my boyfriend TIESTO again :) and ZEDS DEAD made my new years eve GREAT! 

My new obsession with Indians:

 Well this boy started it all. 

everyone asks... WHY? I don't know. Im attracted. His character (yes I know its not the real him) is so adorable and I want to marry him (his character but he seems great in his interviews to!)

anyways so... I met one this Christmas break. (NO NAMES) actually now that I think about it, I met two. One in particular. I met him in a bar so as for one, I know thats not gonna go anywhere serious. (already tried something with a boy I met in a bar, only turned into friends with benefits) But, he came out with my friends (success), we went on a date (cut short but success) and im just gonna say it cuz I never hold anything back. BEST in bed EVER. why the hell hadn't I been sleeping with Indians this whole time? but then here comes the DUN DUN DUN...

 Im at home writing jokes... and I get a text from him... saying "your best friend just saw me with my ex downtown.. if you still want me around ill explain much later" I sat there staring at my phone for five minutes. 

1. im embarrassed. My friends see me go through asshole boys over and over. so thanks for making me look like an idiot. and not just one friend. a couple of my friends. 

2. I know this little tiny fling is  NEW but, it didn't feel like JUST sex. so im a tad sad. he's not the  hottest boy, but he cracks me up and I enjoy being around him. sometimes I feel like im just going to keep getting screwed over. so im waiting till february till when he comes back from vacation to hear "the explanation"

SO NOW, Im not sure how I feel about Indians. Im just kidding. boys are boys :-/ D BAGS. to bad im not into chicks. I love the wang. haha. 

ok thats all for now folks!

<3 love peace and disney world. 

Chelseabear!